i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue
these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.
Ellen winning her 14th People’s Choice Award
"Well, bitch, that’s what happens when you’re fucking Ellen DeGeneres."
Omfg can we appreciate matty from awkward sort of peering over to see Ellen bless him
they shouldn’t have said anything about michael phelp’s coming out of retirment like can you imagine being at the swim meet and michael phelps just shows up how exciting and shocking that would’ve been
me, chlorine-is-our-drug(via chlorine-is-our-drug)